“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx
“Dogs never bite me, just humans.” — Marilyn Monroe
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” — Mark Twain
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” — Winston Churchill
“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring, it was peace.” — Milan Kundera
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” — Josh Billings
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Rogers
“You think those dogs will not be in Heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.” — Robert Louis Stevenson
“A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs; dangerous people have dangerous ones.” — Arthur Conan Doyle
“If your dog doesn’t like someone, you shouldn’t either.” — Unknown
“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.” — Gene Hill
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